An economic stimulus story

 
An interesting but cynical view of the Australian Government's proposed economic stimulus package. If you're not aware, in February 2009 Kevin Rudd's government announced plans to begin handing out cash payments totalling AU$42 billion (approx. €22 billion at the time) to Australian workers and families with the first payments due in March.


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It is the month of June - a resort town sits next to the shores of a large lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich, fat-cat tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a $100 bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the $100 bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

The pig raiser takes the $100 bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the $100 bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute who, in these hard times, provided her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the $100 bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the $100 bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. At that moment the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, takes his $100 bill saying that he did not like any of the rooms and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt and looks to the future with optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the Australian Government is doing business today also.
 

When a soldier comes home

 
This is an excerpt of something that arrived in my email this morning - and I will admit that it would ordinarily be trashed as spam without a thought - but for some reason today I am moved by its words.

Lately I've been reflecting on life, particularly my own and it's recent dramas, trying to put some perspective on things. This was a timely reminder that just made me stop and think - not about soldiers per se or trying to draw direct comparisons with them - but more generally about how in western society most of us are preoccupied with acquiring wealth, living comfortably and "problems" that if we really think about them are rather trivial in the greater scheme of what's happening in the world.


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When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard...









...to listen to his son whine about being bored.









...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.









...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.









...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep.









...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car.









...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.









...to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.








...to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp.









...to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather.









...to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold.









...to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog.









...to be civil to people who complain about their jobs.









...to just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year.










...to be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.









The only thing harder than being a soldier... is loving one.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Adventures in Aussie Touch Footie Part 11 - Referee Recruitment & Retention Program

 
A couple of weekends ago I participated in the Referee Recruitment & Retention course. It does pretty much as it says in the tin - is designed to equip people to present the entry level referee course (recruit) and provide basic coaching to new referees as well as discuss support structures and the like in order to keep new recruits motivated and developing (retain).

One of the best modules was the DVD/video session where we had to watch a game and come up with coaching assessments of the referees. In a serendipidous little twist, the game NSW are currently using is one from Euros 2007 featuring yours truly! I remember at the State Cup one of the Panel telling me that I "starred" in a coaching video they're currently using and thinking that's probably not a good thing...

... and OH MY GOD wasn't it just PAINFUL to watch! Fcuk me that's really how I used to go? After much ribbing from the other aspiring coaches - I knew what they were going to say before they even opened their mouths - we just got on with it and picked each referee's game apart. It was a really good exercise.

There really is nothing like seeing yourself on video - it makes verbal feedback so much more obvious and amazingly (if you're tuned in to yourself) gives you a heightened sense of awareness of your body the next time you perform the activity you've watched. I've since found myself noticing and changing things in my game as I've noticed them on-field during a game.

Most participants are awarded a Level 1 Coach and Level 1 Course Presenter accreditation upon successful completion of the weekend. My certificates arrived in the post from TFA yesterday - Level 1 Coach and Level *2* Course Presenter.

On the fast track... how pleased am I :-)
 

Intelligent elevators

 
Most elevator systems have a simple call button on the floor you're waiting on and send you the most suitable next available one (based on whatever heuristic is implemented).

Sometimes you wait... and wait... and wait... as all the people get on and off on the floors between where you are and where the elevator was when you called it.

Then there are the ilk who stop the elevator to travel one or two floors - perfectly able bodied folk too - and always when you're attempting to travel many floors. TAKE THE STAIRS YOU LAZY GITS!
(In my experience it's usually been for one of their numerous daily smoke and/or coffee constitutionals (in addition to regular break time) which was another source of personal irritation as I consume neither.)

Fortunately one manufacturer (I can't remember which) with smart designers has come up with some relief :-)

At a Sydney office where I worked recently, the elevator suite had the building's floor levels as its call buttons. Yes, alarm bell and door hold aside, there were no buttons in the elevator cars! You pressed the floor you wanted to go to before you got anywhere near the near them - especially if you used the one beside the main building door. The system would then send one or more elevators based on which floors were currently required and indicate which ones were going to which floors.

Brilliant concept - love it - wish it was in place everywhere!
 

Adventures in Aussie Touch Footie Part 10 - NSW Country Championships

NSW Country Championships was held in Dubbo this year, a 6-hour road trip from northwest from Sydney (but with a difference of about 100km depending on route). I was originally not planning on attending until one of my referee mates pointed out that I really should "check the box" on it... and he was right because I have thoroughly enjoyed every State and National event I've been to so far and would have probably ended up kicking myself later for missing this one. Thanks Fraggle :-)

On-field, I have achieved everything and more that I wanted to in Touch before I came to Australia. So instead of participating as an active referee at this event I spent my weekend with the State Panel developing as a referee coach, getting a feel for how they do what they do and for what happens behind the scenes with the evaluation and [finals] appointments processes. I was grateful for the invitation as it would set me up very well for the Referee Recruitment & Retention Program I would attend in June to attain formal accreditation(s) for course presenting and referee coaching.
(Of course having got a taste for the fun these people have together when I met most of them for the first time six months ago at State Cup (my no-alcohol preparation for the previous 4 weeks blown in the process!) I was also looking forward to partaking in a little myself... not that I'll be writing about it!)

The weekend certainly opened my eyes to the public and behind the scenes effort that the Panel members put in before, during and after these tournaments. Even after one day, I was mentally tired and actually sore.

Friday saw a pretty leisurely road trip out to Dubbo - via Bathurst where I drove a "hot lap" of the famous Mount Panorama circuit (but that's for another story!) - followed by a chilled out afternoon of catch-up chat and banter as people arrived at the motel. Around 6pm most people headed across the road to the Leagues Club for a feed before the weekend "officially" started with the pre-tournament referees' meeting and subsequently the Panel's team meeting - both of which are largely to motivate and communicate expectations, strategy & procedural announcements.

Now normally the night before a tournament I'd be back in my hotel room relaxing and settling down for a reasonably early night in preparation for an early start. But I'm not active this weekend :c) so it's time to get a few drinks in! As it was my first time with the Panel though, I and another fella were also on "grommet" duty, which meant serving up drinks to the rest of them for the night! Good times... late too!

Saturday morning and dammit the cold/flu symptoms I've been trying to fight off the past week have caught up with me... though I should hardly be surprised. So I downed a mug of hot honey & lemon before heading to the fields - via Maccas for a brekkie roll - fried food is the order of the day the morning after a drinks session! Naturally there were plenty of other people with the same idea and surprisingly a lot of them were players.

Wish the exception of a short break for lunch, I spent 8 till 5 on my feet watching games, attempting to study and write up coaching sheets for 3 referees at a time and delivering feedback to them after the games. After play finished for the day we [Panel] all headed straight back to the hotel to begin the evening's meetings - reviewing the day and discussing upgrades, finals appointments and back-fill appointments. This took about 3 hours in total, not including having to break for the tournament referees' dinner. I'm told we "got off lightly" in time terms as frequently these meetings run into the small hours of the morning. I skipped drinks that night, instead curling up in bed with more hot honey & lemon and the Lions tour game on TV.

I actually fell asleep before the game ended but not before contemplating differences between attending a tournament as an active referee vs. as a referee coach... but more on that later.

Sunday morning was a similar to Saturday... early start, not-exactly-healthy breakfast and more game watching and referee assessing. Around midday we [Panel] all got together to have a full team debrief as people needed to travel. It was a really good open and honest session for all concerned. Normally the Panel will invite a couple of coaches to work with them at an event but this time out there were NINE of us, so a little more "full-on" for them but the flip side is I think lots of great feedback came out of it so well worth it.

As active referees, we pretty much show up and run according to a schedule that has been prepared for us... and yes we generally run our guts out. When we're off duty though, we can sit down, recover and relax somewhere getting out of the sun/wind/rain if we choose. The Panel does a bunch of prep work before each tournament and coaches spend most of their days on their feet watching and analysing games, followed by evenings stuck in meetings. This is a big ask requiring much concentration effort and I for one developed a renewed appreciation for what these people do at every tournament.

I'm so glad I did this and am looking forward to the RRRP now and getting back on the field at Vawdon Cup in Sydney :-)