Thursday, 7 January 2010

Life's rules

 
An e-rumour attributed the following comments to Bill Gates in an alleged speech to a group of US high school graduates. In fact they are the work of Charles Sykes and excerpted from his book 50 Rules Kids Won't Learn In School. He makes some interesting commentary on how feel-good, politically correct teachings have created a generation of kids with no concept of reality (personally I would also include respect and "fear") and how this concept sets them up for failure in the real world.

  • Rule #1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
  • The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
  • You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
  • If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
  • Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
  • If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault. So don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
  • Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
  • Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
  • Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
  • Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
  • Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
 

Monday, 4 January 2010

iStuff

 
Really bad joke that made me chuckle :-)

Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week, recently got my daughter an iPod for hers, was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for Father’s Day. Got my wife an iRon for her birthday and it was around then that the fighting started...